Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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