kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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only you would photoshop your dick
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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