Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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