I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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