i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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