Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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