I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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