I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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