I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
