It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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