Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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