Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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