I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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