this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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