Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
