I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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