Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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