4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
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my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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