We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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