I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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