Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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