How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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