He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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