Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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