After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
