I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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