Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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