16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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