Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
try to milk me bitch
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