wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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