Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
