The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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