So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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