I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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