Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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