I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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