Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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