Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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