Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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