C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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