this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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