How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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