I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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