What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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