we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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its like you know when i get waxed
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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