we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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