i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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