Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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