I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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