WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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