Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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