Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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